The Things Kids Say

Ben and I got to talking about milk today, for some odd reason, and it's not like it's all that interesting of a subject.

Unless you are a dairy farmer. Which I am not.

Anyhoo, Ben doesn't like milk, he's really never been a big milk drinker like Ali. I told him that I love milk but I can't drink it because I am allergic to it.

He then asked if I was black toast intolerant.

What the?

Ooohhh.....black toast intolerant.

Yes. Yes, honey, I am "black toast intolerant." I do not tolerate toast that is burnt. Unless it is covered with a half of pound of butter and a ton of grape jelly. Oh, and with a side of bacon. Then I can tolerate black toast just fine thankyouverymuch!

I love my guy Ben. He makes me laugh.