Saturday, November 7, 2009

It's Official......Teenagers Are From Another Planet

Apparently, this teenager's mother (God bless her) cancelled his "World of Warcraft" video game account.....whatever that is.

The following madness ensued:

Really? Seriously? This is what is awaiting me in 7-10 years??

And just for the record, would someone please inform me as to what is going on at 1 minute and 11 seconds of his tantrum?

That dude is jank.

Yeah, I know words......I learned "jank" from a very memorable episode of iCarly, in which Carly's teacher is mad at the world because her boyfriend broke up with her and angrily tells her students that "life is jank!" Then proceeds to stalk Carly's older but much less mature brother Spencer......

Did I just do a synopsis of a Nickelodeon show? I probably shouldn't know an episode of a children's show so thoroughly, should I?

Sorry, my bad.

BTW, I learned "my bad" from That's So Raven on the Disney channel.

I should probably stop typing now......

Peace out.

(I don't know where I learned "peace out" but I'm 99.9% positive it was NOT from a children's show. However, I do believe the phrase "I know words" comes from Nickelodeon's Drake and Josh.)

I am Val. I need to grow up.


(Yes, that's from an episode of Hannah Montana.)

Help me.


  1. Dude, what is UP with that remote thing? Somebody call Freud.
    Dude is about the only slang I know.(is it even slang?)
    At least you are a cool mom, I'm a total geek mom. (so I've been told)
    That video is like a scary window into the future, except my kid would be swearing too...

  2. Unfortunately, the only wisdom I can give you I learned from Yo Gabba Gabba..."We don't bite our friends, we don't pull their hair. Friends are friends, treat them with care."


    What a wacko! I thought for sure it was a joke... but I think that kid has problems! Oh man. The videotaping brother is funny.

    Yah, 1 min. 11 sec. ... BIG PROBLEMS, I TELL YA!

    I know 'terms' too... "vamonos!" and "swiper no swiping!"